#Paris by patleclezio - I was wandering around feeling tired when I saw a sculpture that reminded me of myself 2 months ago in exam period, so I lay on the grass next to it for a few hours. Then my mum called me on Whatsapp and we spoke for 44 minutes and 10 seconds during which I told her mischievous truths - she was horrified & intrigued. Then I wandered around and noticed that in the hedges below me were a gay cruising ground, right there in the louvre gardens. A Brazilian Indian man (named Mario) who had smiled at me when he walked past earlier approached me and soon enough I was blindfolded (my suggestion) and taken back on the metro to his art studio where he drew me naked (also my suggestion). Now he is going to cook me dinner - pork and rice and vegetables with some mustard (his suggestion).